Typical David – The Joys Of Packing

David: What’s the weight limit for our luggage?
Jonathan: Its 21kg.
David: Oh I’m 5kg over.
Dad: How can you have more stuff than Rachel?
David: Well I do have 2, 5kg dumbbells packed.
Dad: Please tell me your joking?
David: No why?
Mum: I’m not paying excess baggage for you to transport two lumps of iron transatlantic!
David: Oh, I’ll only take one then.